Welcome to the Crazy Crab Shack!
Escape to a truly one of a kind waterfront retreat featuring five unique accommodations along a peaceful Texas canal and a wonderful collection of private resort amenities and activities. Two boats right on the water, a third boat on land, and two additional cabins provide a comfortable and fun selection of sleeping options. In all, the property accommodates up to 10 people, making it ideal for families, groups, and friends traveling together. It's your own personal Margaritaville!
At the heart of the property is a full outdoor kitchen where guests can prepare meals and gather for memorable evenings together. Relax in the hot tub or cool off in the shared swimming pool creatively crafted from a boat hull for an experience you won't find at an ordinary vacation rental. The tropical-inspired tiki garden adds a fun and relaxing atmosphere for lounging, socializing, and enjoying the coastal surroundings. With multiple individual units and spacious shared areas, guests can enjoy both privacy and plenty of opportunities to spend time together.
The waterfront setting makes it easy to embrace a laid-back lifestyle filled with fresh air, beautiful views, and time by the canal. From morning coffee near the water to evenings gathered around the outdoor spaces, every part of the property offers something memorable. Perfect for group getaways, family gatherings, fishing trips, or adventurous travelers, this unique five-unit retreat delivers a vacation experience unlike any other.
There is a shared large professional kitchen and high end restroom where the shared laundry is.
The Accommodations:
Lady Luck (Boat 1)- On the water, off the dock. There is no motor and it rises and falls with the tides. Use caution getting in and out. Includes a full bed, small boat restroom, and lite kitchenette.
The Treasure Hunter (Boat 2)- On the water, off the dock. There is no motor and it rises and falls with the tides. Use caution getting in and out. Includes a full bed, small boat restroom, and lite kitchenette.
The Black Pearl (Boat 3)- On land. Includes a full bed, small boat restroom, and lite kitchenette.
The Crab Shack (Cabin 1)- A small cabin to rest your bones. This has a full bed, small restroom, and lite kitchenette.
The Naughty Flamingo (Cabin 2)- An on land camper. 1 queen bed, small restroom, and lite kitchenette.
The Amenities:
- Pool crafted from a boat shell with a spiral waterslide
- Hot tub
- Outdoor kitchen with grills, ovens, stove
- Pickleball court
- Basketball hoop
- Outdoor dry bar
- Fishing dock
- Canoe and kayaks
- Spacious lounge areas
- Fire pit by the water
- Washer and dryer
What this place offers
Shower
Barbecue utensils
Dishes and utensils
Kitchen
Beach Essentials
Boat slip
BBQ grill
Outdoor dining area
Outdoor furniture
Outdoor kitchen
Where you'll sleep
1/3
Naughty Flamingo Camper
1 queen
Crab Shack
1 full
Black Pearl - Boat, on land
1 full
Lady Luck - Boat, on water
1 full
Treasure Hunter - Boat, on water
1 full
Bay City, TX, USA
About the neighborhood
Experience the relaxed atmosphere of the Texas Gulf Coast from this unique waterfront setting in the Bay City area. The surrounding region is known for its waterways, fishing opportunities, coastal landscapes, and wide-open Texas scenery. Anglers will appreciate being in an area where spending a day on or near the water is part of the local lifestyle. Outdoor enthusiasts can explore nearby bays, waterways, wildlife areas, and stretches of the Gulf Coast during their stay. The region's natural environment provides plenty of opportunities for birdwatching, photography, fishing, and peaceful days outdoors. Bay City offers restaurants, shops, groceries, and everyday conveniences when guests want to venture into town. A trip toward the coast provides even more opportunities for fishing, boating, beach days, and exploring the area's coastal communities. After a day of adventure, returning to the canal and tropical tiki atmosphere creates a relaxing change of pace. The location is especially well suited for travelers who prefer waterfront character and outdoor experiences over a traditional city vacation. Whether you're here to fish, explore the coast, or simply spend quality time by the water, the area provides an authentic Texas coastal getaway.
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Getting around
Having a personal vehicle is highly recommended for getting around the Bay City area and exploring the surrounding Texas Gulf Coast. Local roads connect the property with Bay City, nearby waterways, fishing areas, restaurants, shops, and other conveniences. Guests planning fishing or boating adventures will appreciate the flexibility of having their own transportation for carrying gear and supplies. A vehicle also makes it easy to stock up on groceries and everything needed for meals in the property's outdoor kitchen. Exploring the wider region by car opens up opportunities for coastal day trips, wildlife viewing, and discovering nearby communities. Rideshare availability may be more limited than in larger metropolitan areas, so guests should plan transportation ahead of time. Walking around the property itself is a great way to enjoy the canal, tiki garden, shared pool, and outdoor gathering areas. Once settled in, guests may find plenty of reasons to simply relax and enjoy the waterfront setting without going anywhere. Those venturing toward the Gulf Coast should allow additional travel time and be prepared for changing weather and road conditions. With a vehicle and a sense of adventure, guests can easily experience both the peaceful canal setting and the many outdoor attractions of the surrounding region.
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Things to know
House rules
Check-in after 4:00 PM
Check-out before 10:00 AM
10 guests maximum
Safety & property
Exterior security cameras on property
Carbon monoxide alarm installed
Fire extinguisher
Cancellation policy
Add your trip dates to get the cancellation details for your stay.
This property is managed through Fairly. It is also available on sites like Airbnb and Vrbo, but the lowest price is always at Fairly.com. Avoid service fees by booking direct.