The Naughty Flamingo Studio Camper

Nautical-themed porch with turquoise walls, blue and white striped cushions, wicker chairs, fishing nets, and nautical signs.

Covered outdoor tiki bar featuring log barstools, stone flooring, and a thatched ceiling decorated with novelty signs.

A covered outdoor lounge patio featuring a curved sectional sofa, a mounted television, and vintage beer signage near a fenced pool area.

A pirate-themed outdoor pool shaped like a boat with an enclosed twist water slide and themed wooden structures.

Stone paved patio leading to a themed outdoor bar area labeled 'Crazy Crab Shack' and a black boat structure with tropical landscaping.

Covered outdoor tiki bar featuring a boat-shaped bar counter, wooden bar stools, and a thatched ceiling covered in decorative signs.

Covered outdoor bar with a stone floor, bright blue back wall, rustic log barstools, and various novelty signs decorating the ceiling.

Outdoor-style tiki bar area with vibrant blue walls, polished wooden countertop, rustic log shelving, and mini refrigerators.

Open-air tiki bar featuring wooden barstools, a stone-tiled floor, and a thatched ceiling decorated with vintage signs overlooking a marina.

Open-air tiki bar with thatched roof, rustic wooden bar stools, and water views overlooking a canal.

A wooden dock leading to a waterfront patio with a thatched palapa roof, kayaks, and an American flag under a blue sky.

View from a thatched-roof tiki hut looking out onto a wooden pier and boat canal under a sunny sky.

Covered outdoor patio with a large curved wicker sectional sofa, central coffee table, wall-mounted television, and stone flooring.

Outdoor swimming pool flanked by stone steps, a dark wood elevated deck, and a pirate-themed mural with a poolside basketball hoop.

A boat-shaped outdoor swimming pool with pirate ship themed play structure, water slide, and murals.

Outdoor swimming pool with tile artwork at the bottom, surrounded by stone decking, a thatched roof structure, an elevated bridge walkway, and a large American flag flying overhead.

A covered outdoor tiki bar with log posts, thatched roof, and wooden stools next to a swimming pool.

Outdoor covered walkway with a thatched roof, wood bar seating, stone pavers, and a pirate-themed play structure with a slide.

A thatched-roof outdoor tiki bar overlooking a swimming pool with pirate-themed murals and a water slide.

Outdoor stone patio beneath a white pergola with a central fire pit surrounded by blue Adirondack chairs and hanging egg chairs overlooking a canal.

Covered outdoor patio bar area with bright turquoise walls, bamboo chairs, stone flooring, and tropical decor including a pink flamingo statue.

Outdoor patio with a hot tub under a white pergola, stone paving, a pizza oven, and a tiki bar with barstools.

Open-air wooden deck with dark gray painted planks, a thatched-roof tiki bar with barstools, potted palm plants, and water views.

Covered outdoor kitchen featuring built-in appliances, a stone countertop island with a thatch umbrella, and log-style barstools.

Outdoor kitchen and bar area beneath a thatched roof structure with built-in ovens, grill island, and bar stools.

Outdoor kitchen and bar under a thatched roof with rustic wooden barstools and a stone pizza oven nearby.

Outdoor kitchen with stone-clad cooking stations, a large stainless steel grill, flat top griddles, a thatched umbrella, and flagstone flooring.

Outdoor covered kitchen featuring stone tile surfaces, a built-in stainless steel grill, flat-top griddles under an exhaust hood, and a thatch-umbrella counter.

Outdoor covered kitchen featuring a built-in stainless steel grill, cabinetry, and stone slab flooring leading to an open-air bar area.

Outdoor kitchen setup with stone veneer base, stainless steel grills, patterned tile backsplash, and a metal vent hood.

Outdoor covered bar area with stone pathway, stainless steel reach-in coolers, and stucco counter.

Outdoor sports court with a pickleball net and basketball hoop, enclosed by black fencing next to a thatched-roof sign.

Outdoor sports court with a net, basketball hoop, thatched-roof tiki bar, and a colorful painted mural under a blue sky.

Outdoor sports court with painted green and orange surfaces, a basketball hoop, dark privacy fencing, and novelty statues.

Wooden dock extending into a canal with blue kayaks, fishing nets, and houses visible across the water under a blue sky.

A boat docked in a canal beside a wooden pier and thatched-roof tiki huts with an American flag flying.

Wooden boat dock leading to a white yacht moored beside a thatched-roof tiki structure on a sunny day.

Interior view of a boat cabin with white walls, dark flooring, a counter, small TV, and a hallway leading to a sleeping area.

Interior cabin of a boat with white walls, dark flooring, side windows, a small cabinet, and steps down to another compartment.

Interior cabin of a boat or compact living space with white walls, dark flooring, and a view into a sleeping berth.

A compact sleeping nook or boat cabin with a low ceiling, a bed fitted with pirate-themed bedding, and an overhead mini-split unit.

Interior view of a boat cabin featuring dark wood-look flooring, white textured walls, high windows, and a doorway leading into a sleeping compartment.

Interior view of an empty camper or sunroom addition with a raised dark floor, white paneled walls, and exterior windows.

Bathroom and laundry combination area with tiled walls, pebble floor, walk-in shower, black washer and dryer, and vanity.

Walk-in shower with black speckled tiles, pebble stone floor, built-in tiled bench, and recessed wall niche.

An elevated wooden walkway with dark railings and rope-wrapped posts beneath a blue sky with an American flag flying.

Elevated view over thatched palapa roofs toward a residential canal with docks and stilt houses under a blue sky.

Exterior gated entrance to 'Crazy Crab Shack' with tiki decorations, an American flag, and a boat visible behind a wooden fence.

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Cottage in Bay City, Texas

2 guests • 1 bedroom • 1 bed • 1 full bath

Welcome to the Crazy Crab Shack! Escape to a truly one of a kind waterfront retreat featuring five unique accommodations along a peaceful Texas canal and a wonderful collection of private resort amenities and activities. Two boats right on the water, a third boat on land, and two additional cabins provide a comfortable and fun selection of sleeping options. In all, the property accommodates up to 10 people, making it ideal for families, groups, and friends traveling together. It's your own personal Margaritaville! *This listing is for the Naughty Flamingo camper only. It features a queen bed, small bathroom, and a lite kitchenette, along with access to all the other communal amenities. If you have any questions about booking this unit, multiple units, or the entire property, please reach out! At the heart of the property is a full outdoor kitchen where guests can prepare meals and gather for memorable evenings together. Relax in the hot tub or cool off in the shared swimming pool creatively crafted from a boat hull for an experience you won't find at an ordinary vacation rental. The tropical-inspired tiki garden adds a fun and relaxing atmosphere for lounging, socializing, and enjoying the coastal surroundings. With multiple individual units and spacious shared areas, guests can enjoy both privacy and plenty of opportunities to spend time together. The waterfront setting makes it easy to embrace a laid-back lifestyle filled with fresh air, beautiful views, and time by the canal. From morning coffee near the water to evenings gathered around the outdoor spaces, every part of the property offers something memorable. Perfect for group getaways, family gatherings, fishing trips, or adventurous travelers, this unique five-unit retreat delivers a vacation experience unlike any other. There is a shared large professional kitchen and high end restroom where the shared laundry is. More pictures coming soon! Please reach out if you have any questions. The Accommodations: The Naughty Flamingo - On land. Includes a full bed, small restroom, and lite kitchenette. The Communal Amenities: - Pool crafted from a boat shell with a spiral waterslide - Hot tub - Outdoor kitchen with grills, ovens, stove - Pickleball court - Basketball hoop - Outdoor dry bar - Fishing dock - Canoe and kayaks - Spacious lounge areas - Fire pit by the water - Washer and dryer (free, communal)

What this place offers

Shower
Barbecue utensils
Dishes and utensils
Kitchen
Beach Essentials
Boat slip
BBQ grill
Outdoor dining area
Outdoor furniture
Outdoor kitchen

Where you'll sleep

Naughty Flamingo Camper

1 queen

Bay City, TX, USA

About the neighborhood

Experience the relaxed atmosphere of the Texas Gulf Coast from this unique waterfront setting in the Bay City area. The surrounding region is known for its waterways, fishing opportunities, coastal landscapes, and wide-open Texas scenery. Anglers will appreciate being in an area where spending a day on or near the water is part of the local lifestyle. Outdoor enthusiasts can explore nearby bays, waterways, wildlife areas, and stretches of the Gulf Coast during their stay. The region's natural environment provides plenty of opportunities for birdwatching, photography, fishing, and peaceful days outdoors. Bay City offers restaurants, shops, groceries, and everyday conveniences when guests want to venture into town. A trip toward the coast provides even more opportunities for fishing, boating, beach days, and exploring the area's coastal communities. After a day of adventure, returning to the canal and tropical tiki atmosphere creates a relaxing change of pace. The location is especially well suited for travelers who prefer waterfront character and outdoor experiences over a traditional city vacation. Whether you're here to fish, explore the coast, or simply spend quality time by the water, the area provides an authentic Texas coastal getaway.

Getting around

Having a personal vehicle is highly recommended for getting around the Bay City area and exploring the surrounding Texas Gulf Coast. Local roads connect the property with Bay City, nearby waterways, fishing areas, restaurants, shops, and other conveniences. Guests planning fishing or boating adventures will appreciate the flexibility of having their own transportation for carrying gear and supplies. A vehicle also makes it easy to stock up on groceries and everything needed for meals in the property's outdoor kitchen. Exploring the wider region by car opens up opportunities for coastal day trips, wildlife viewing, and discovering nearby communities. Rideshare availability may be more limited than in larger metropolitan areas, so guests should plan transportation ahead of time. Walking around the property itself is a great way to enjoy the canal, tiki garden, shared pool, and outdoor gathering areas. Once settled in, guests may find plenty of reasons to simply relax and enjoy the waterfront setting without going anywhere. Those venturing toward the Gulf Coast should allow additional travel time and be prepared for changing weather and road conditions. With a vehicle and a sense of adventure, guests can easily experience both the peaceful canal setting and the many outdoor attractions of the surrounding region.

Things to know

House rules

Check-in after 4:00 PM
Check-out before 10:00 AM
2 guests maximum

Safety & property

Exterior security cameras on property
Carbon monoxide alarm installed
Fire extinguisher

Cancellation policy

Add your trip dates to get the cancellation details for your stay.

This property is managed through Fairly. It is also available on sites like Airbnb and Vrbo, but the lowest price is always at Fairly.com. Avoid service fees by booking direct.

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